xXx
I was xstraightxedgex once, but then I dropped some acid and licked some toads.
My health is failing, I smoke too much, I dally with the sweet Mr. Johnnie Walker far too often. I do not usually get the recommended 8 hours of sleep per night and when I do it is only because last night's barroom conquest refuses to untie me from the headboard so I might as well sleep since I cannot do the drugs being as I am bound like vanity press publishings. I may not live to a healthy 105 because I am poisoning my body.
All because of those damn toads.
[Note: looking at the sXe tattoos on BME just makes me sad for all the twerps who got the edge because their older brothers did not take them out to the backyard to drink beer at a young enough age.]
My health is failing, I smoke too much, I dally with the sweet Mr. Johnnie Walker far too often. I do not usually get the recommended 8 hours of sleep per night and when I do it is only because last night's barroom conquest refuses to untie me from the headboard so I might as well sleep since I cannot do the drugs being as I am bound like vanity press publishings. I may not live to a healthy 105 because I am poisoning my body.
All because of those damn toads.
[Note: looking at the sXe tattoos on BME just makes me sad for all the twerps who got the edge because their older brothers did not take them out to the backyard to drink beer at a young enough age.]
posted by J at 7:33 PM
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I saw the fourth-hottest woman I've ever seen the other day, and she had an xXx tattoo on her shoulder and was wearing Converse and was obviously clinging to the edge by her fingernails. And all I could think about were the xxx-rated things I wanted to do to her and how hilarious it was that her tattoo proscribing them begged their being brought up. Man.
Ha! "Do bodyshots off my xXx chestpiece! Lines of coke off my sXe tramp stamp! Breathe mingled tobacco and hashish smoke onto the Poison Free on my inner thighs!"
xXx Substance Abused Porn- you heard it here first.
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