Bad plan or AWESOME PLAN?
Dearestes, I have a blind date to see LCD Soundsystem. With a complete stranger. I am very excited that I am not paying for a $50 scalped ticket (though I'll attempt to buy him drinks= price of ticket so he won't expect a beej) and also a bit excited that this may be a ploy to murder me in a back alley (not in a fun way). If he does murder me, I've got his name and phone number so you all can revenge-kill him for me. K?
But in case he doesn't murder me, what does one wear to a pitchfork-approved danceparty where one's ex-boyfriend is almost guaranteed to be while escorted by a stranger?
But in case he doesn't murder me, what does one wear to a pitchfork-approved danceparty where one's ex-boyfriend is almost guaranteed to be while escorted by a stranger?
posted by J at 4:14 PM
4 Comments:
A raincoat, so when said ex begins sobbing the salt from his sadboy tears will not ruin your clothing.
If the raincoat is clear plastic so he can see that you still have much nicer breasts than any he will see again, so much the better!
HAHA. I like Andrizzle's answer.
Better yet might be a full-fledged RAINSUIT of the sort you can get at an army surplus store. (I have one that is yellow and can vouch for their awe-inspiring tastelessness.) The raincoats they come with tend to have duckbill-style things on the ends of their hoods so that the sadboy tears will safely drip past the tip of your nose.
Skinny jeans!
I like how you both refused to get my back on the revenge-killing possibility but jumped on my need for fashion advice.
He's fine, by the way. Not the type I date but I want to ship him to you, Becca. He's short and nervous and Jewish and possessed of horrible scientist glasses because he's a PHYSICIST! and works at the NIH. So I have my ticket and a new friend. AWESOME PLAN.
Aw. It sounds cute, J.
On the subject of boys, I meant to mention that I am working with the taller, less attractive version of Joel.
It's very creepy. They have the same hair, except Joel knows how to. You know. Condition.
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